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A COWBOY'S GUIDE TO LIFE
Old wisdom that's still true ...

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm ... The
colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

If it don't seem like it's worth the effort ... it probably ain't.

It don't take no genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal
with, watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try
orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is
probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.

Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' him do it are two entirely
different propositions.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now
and then to make sure it's still there with ya.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes
from bad judgment.

When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to
a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it
thrown around by somebody else.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than
puttin' it back.

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not
so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know
what it was.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and
put it back into your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Author Unknown

Reprinted from MONDAY MEMO
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